Meth Gator

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Red in D @redindenver 1h I'm writing this review in an attempt to counterbalance all of the false reviews giving this movie 5 stars. Too bad there isn't some way to keep people from posting joke reviews (such as the one posted by @methgator. I suppose we just have to take a closer look at 5-star reviews on a movie like Methgator. See more Jade W @giveemsomethingto_jade 6d I mean honestly that gator was a hero. See more Sonni F @MethGator Jul 13 5: This movie was an amazing use of my limited lifespan. The cast tasted wonderful and the meth was on point. They really got their formula down over there in Florida. Favorite state, lots of meth and humans to eat. The sheriff tasted the best because he ate a ton of bacon and the screams of his son were delectable. Kinda weird how his son didn’t care much in an hour. Really wish I would have been able to stick around longer because the pudgy band kids looked super yummy. But they done blow me up with a rocket just because I ate a few people. I really wanted more meth but that memorial day rocket done hurt. I can’t believe they would try to kill me in my OWN METH LAB!!!! So disrespectful. Little did they know I cloned myself using the meth and my little gator clones are gonna come back bigger and methier than ever. See more Christine L. @RT07845508 Jun 15 Best movie in all of movie history! See more Brennan B @Joedude23 Feb 4 this movie made my disabled daughter get up out of her chair to turn it off it has also cured my testicular cancer See more Tweakin T. @tweakintravis Jan 6 Meth Gator is wild as all get out. Soon as it start, BOOM, Gator ever where!! Ain’t no slow parts. Just water, meth, and a big angry lizard losing its mind. It was as wild as when my brother come home from prison and found out that I was seeing his wife. I told him, "she's my sister too Jimmy Earl" Man my brain is still buzzing. The story don’t matter much. Meth get in the swamp, Gator get the meth, people get ate. That’s all you need to know. The gator don’t sneak or nothing. It just shows up mad, Like it’s been awake for six days and somebody looked at it wrong. People in the movie yell a lot and make bad choices, because I would too if a cracked-out gator was chasing me. Acting ain’t fancy, but it feels right. Everybody scared and stupid, same time. The gator looks fake but also terrifying. Too big. Too fast. Comes outta nowhere. Every time it shows up my heart jumps and my teeth feel funny. This ain’t a smart folks movie. It’s loud, crazy, and don’t care if you understand it. It just keeps coming at you till it’s over. I liked it. Would watch again if my brain ever slows down. See more Read all reviews

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